This is Where Gen Z Gets Real About Mental Health.
Stay Weird. Stay Real. Stay Sane.
We’re chill, we’re trained, and we’re flipping therapy on its head—one Sane Slayer at a time.
Quick Hit: What Is Cerebrum?
Cerebrum is not your average therapy spot.
It’s a bold, brain-first mental health crew serving kids, teens, and young adults (ages 6–22). If you’ve got trauma, ADHD, anxiety, or just feel like your head’s in a blender—we got you.
Our licensed therapists (aka Sane Skullptors) use science-backed tools like EMDR, CBT, and DBT, but wrap it in creativity, color, and chill vibes. Because healing shouldn’t feel clinical—it should feel human.
Therapy That Feels More Like a Power-Up
What’s a Sane Session?
This is where the real work happens — without the stiff chairs or awkward silence.
Every Sane Session is a 1:1 with a licensed Sane Skullptor who gets what it means to grow up in a world that’s loud, weird, and overwhelming. You might talk, journal, doodle, practice grounding hacks, or play a game that actually rewires your brain.
Therapy That Feels More Like a Power-Up
What’s a Sane Session?
This is where the real work happens — without the stiff chairs or awkward silence.
Every Sane Session is a 1:1 with a licensed Sane Skullptor who gets what it means to grow up in a world that’s loud, weird, and overwhelming. You might talk, journal, doodle, practice grounding hacks, or play a game that actually rewires your brain.
Secret Sane Society (Coming Sept 2025)
Group therapy? Nah.
These are superhero adventures.
The Secret Sane Society is a six-week group quest where Sane Slayers team up to conquer skills like emotional awareness, communication, boundaries, and self-care—all through games, pizza-fueled sessions, and patch-earning missions.
Meet the Sane Skullptors
They’re not robots. They’re not TikTok therapists.
They’re the real deal.
Every Cerebrum therapist is fully licensed, trauma-informed, and trained in top-tier mental health tools—but more importantly, they’re down-to-earth, neurodivergent-affirming, and know how to meet teens where they are.
Quick Hit: Why Does Cerebrum Work?
Because we don’t do stiff chairs and generic advice.
We blend science-backed mental health tools with a creative, youth-first experience that actually feels like it’s made for you—not for your parents. Here’s the secret sauce:
- EMDR: Eye movement magic that helps unstick trauma and heavy memories without rehashing them
- CBT: Brain hacks to flip anxious thoughts into something more real (and less mean)
- DBT: Emotional surf lessons (aka how to ride the waves without crashing)
- Play & Innovation: Art, games, mindfulness moves, and weird-but-useful tools you’ll actually want to try
Every Sane Session is built around what you need—not a one-size-fits-all checklist. It’s mental health support that doesn’t feel like a lecture—It feels like a power-up.
Not Sure If This Is Your Vibe? Read On.
Cerebrum is for you if…
- You’ve tried therapy and bailed after one session
- You hate being talked down to
- You’ve got ADHD, anxiety, or trauma—but hate labels
- You’re masking 24/7 and it’s exhausting
- You want to feel more confident, focused, and like yourself again
- You want tools, not just talk
- You want a therapist who’s more “coach-meets-hype-squad” than clipboard-and-nod
If you’re a Gen Z or Gen Alpha kid trying to figure things out—and want support that’s actually built for your world—this is your spot.
